Jenna-Banged

(verb) Contrary to popular belief, being Jenna-Banged actually refers to a total collapse of the nervous system upon viewing Jenna with her new haircut. A person who has been Jenna-Banged exhibits systems of internal bleeding, heart spasms, seizures, and a craving for sexy anime. Those who have been Jenna-Banged cannot go back....EVER.

Man 1: Dude! That poor homeless man is having a heart attack!

Man 2: Leave him...the fellow has been Jenna-Banged...

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