Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's

Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

Jensplain

When your friend whose name begins with Jen- tries to mansplain something

"Look at that! Did you know that lions live in the jungle?"
"First, lions live in the Sahara. Second, I know what a fucking Lion is, don't try and Jensplain it to me."