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New Jeresy Turnpike

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.

Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

by subwayeatfresh09 December 6, 2009

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jeresy

Jersey is one of the best friends anyone could ask for, their amazing and very kind their so sweet. Their someone you’d have a crush on but you’d be too late because they’d have a partner too late, and GOD their attractive holy hell.

Boy: how do you even have a crush on them

Girl: so fucking hot holy hell I love jeresy

by Bestie 👹😍 June 15, 2021


New Jeresy

A town in Texas

''I used to live in New JERESY!''

by BoomGun January 22, 2021