When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.
When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first
Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night
Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go
Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?