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Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.
That guy over there is such a jerk baby.
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The type of guy who pumps gas in New Jersey.
That jerk-baby smelled like old peas and sneakers!
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When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”