Jerque du Soleil

An act of masturbation in which one bends at the knee in a Captain Morgan pose. Then, bending forward, the appropriate hand reaches around and under the upraised thigh for comical pleasure.

"I did the Jerque du Soleil when I woke up this morning."
"How was it?"
"I really should have stretched first."

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Circle Jerque Du Soleil

A word used to describe the travelling French-Canadian freak show known as "Cirque Du Soleil."

"I would rather have my dick doused in gasoline and set on fire than be forced to sit through another viewing of the faggotry that is known as the Circle Jerque Du Soleil."

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