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Crapbook Pro

Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.

"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."

by MrStinkyPoopFacePants February 28, 2009

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Circle Jerque Du Soleil

A word used to describe the travelling French-Canadian freak show known as "Cirque Du Soleil."

"I would rather have my dick doused in gasoline and set on fire than be forced to sit through another viewing of the faggotry that is known as the Circle Jerque Du Soleil."

by MrStinkyPoopFacePants February 6, 2009

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