Jetboat

The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.

"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."

jetboating

similar to motorboating where you blow rapid air bubbles in between a women's boobies, jetboating is doing the same on the at first frightened but eventually appreciative women's taint and butthole

she wasn't really into the 69 until I starting jetboating her and she climaxed in about 10 seconds