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Jew Minute

30 seconds because Jews are so Stingy that they cant promise you the full minute.

"hey man, when are you gonna get to my house?"
"in a Jew Minute"

by Raul Entudia January 25, 2012

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Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 3, 2020