30 seconds because Jews are so Stingy that they cant promise you the full minute.
"hey man, when are you gonna get to my house?"
"in a Jew Minute"
2π 3π
When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until heβs walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning