Jigabits

A jigabit is the superior way to say gigabit.

Peasant Friend: "Ugh, this download is taking ages. Dude, why does this download have to be 3.1 Gigabits, it's not even a content update."
You, an Intellectual: "Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm too smart to understand. It's Jigabits, I don't even know you."