Jimmer

One who is in range as soon as he steps off the bus.

We tried to extend our defense, but he went Jimmer on us

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Jimmer

(Verb) To succeed at something in an exceptional manner. Named after BYU point guard Jimmer Fredette. Can also be used in the past tense form of "Jimmered" or "Jimmeresque" or "Jimmer show".

You Jimmered that test today!

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Jimmer

A joint (of Majiuana), typically larger then the usual everyday joint.

- Originated in the streets of Hinsdale, IL.

Hey man, want to roll a jimmer?

Hey man, did you guys really finish that whole jimmer?

Want to get jimmered?

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Jimmer

To own in all aspects of the word

Kristen successfully shoots her wadded up paper into the waste receptacle and exclaims, "I just Jimmered that trash can!"

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Jimmer

A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.

Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."

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Jimmer

(n) receiving bad oral stimulation

(n) a defective condom; one that breaks during the climax of intercourse.

"I heard Sean got blown last night." - Chris
"Ya, but Cassie only gives jimmers." - Joe

After a night of rough sex some plan b was purchased because of a jimmer.

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Jimmer

A slang description of any Mormon person

Ah..... What up my Jimmer!

Jimmer please!

Man,... little Jimmers these days

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