Jimmithon

The greatest person to ever set foot on this Earth (other than Chamaleon). Jimmithon can be spelled as Jimmethon or Jimmithon. If you ever meet someone named Jimmithon, ask them if they're Spider-Man, if they say no they're a fake Jimmithon, but if they say yes they're real. Jimmithon is the type of guy to go buy you a bag of Takis, as long as you play a game of Fortnite. Final thing, Jimmithon isn't always human, he is what he wants to be.

Yo Jimmithon, what the dog doin?
Hey Jimmithon, Don't forget to feed the barbies, and wash your homework.