Jizz Egg

A plastic easter egg filled with cum, which is then chucked at someone you dislike.

I fucking hate my teacher, i'm gonna hit him in the face with a jizz egg.

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Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.