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A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'
Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?
Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?
Cuz he's G Bro!
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A very rare disease one can attain from watching too many or acting in too many M. Night Shyamalan films. Though it may seem like a joke, this is a serious matter that must be addressed summarily. This disease can attenuate motivation, make you grow comical facial hair, face plant off a stage, increase your need to take narcotics by 675% as well as make one place gum under David Lettermans desk. Serious side effects include making one quit acting and start rapping. If indeed M. Night Shymalan is the cause of this, Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis should be joining NO LIMIT RECORDS any day now.
I woke up in an alley with a Moses like beard with needles all around me after a 14 day bender. I smelled of urine and appeared to have shat myself as well. Rather that shave and shower, all I could think about doing was rapping. When my crack dealer told me I might have been Joaquin-Phoenixed, I knew I should not have watched Sings 87 times last month.
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An very good-looking actor who has been in many movies in which he was wonderful. He is sometimes credited as Leaf Phoenix. He also has very captivating eyes.
"So, have you seen and good movies lately?"
"Yeah, I saw 'Parenthood' with Joaquin Phoenix when he was younger, and he was soooo cute!"
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A really wicked awesome man who's in movies. Such as The Villiage, Signs, Ladder 49, Buffalo Soldiers, etc. He's extremely talented and a wonderful actor.
Girl: Hey, did you see Joaquin Phoenix in that new movie?.....He's so hot!
Me: No man, he's totally wicked....
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Actor, Golden Globe Winner and modelizer
Girl 1: I heard that Joaquin Phoenix is dating Eva Mendes.
Girl 2: No, it's just a rumor. Joaquin only dates models.
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Joaquin Phoenix is an american actor, But he is actually perfection walking
He is pretty as well, and he deserves the whole fcking world
Joaquin phoenix is god
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1. v. When you shoot your nut in your girl/guy’s coffee instead of putting cruel, heartless, dairy.
2. n. The resultant beverage.
3. n. A Joaquin Phoenix is also someone who enjoys said beverage.
1. “I Joaquin Phoenixed Jess this morning.”
“Oh yeah. You said she was a hardcore vegan.”
2. “Ben and I are getting coffee. I think I’m gonna have a Joaquin Phoenix.”
“Lol omg you SLUT!”
3. “Dude, Jess always wants me to cum in her coffee. She says she likes it better than milk because it’s less cruel.”
“Yeah bro? She’s a Joaquin Phoenix?”
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