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Job Blow

Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.

"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."

by DeAnn Guthrie April 10, 2013

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Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

by hnoss March 27, 2017

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Blow Job

When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.

CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!

Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"

by poncho bandit November 14, 2010

1690๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blow Job

The giving or receiving of a large hit of meth from a long "V" shaped tube. The "giver" starts by taking a big hit which he in turn blows through the tube all the while keeping the fire on the meth and blowing more meth into the "receivers" waiting mouth, until they can take no more. May cause you to drop to a knee. Keep in mind that should one fall after receiving a Blow Job, the five second rule does apply. After numerous hits from the Blow Job tube it then becomes a Jo Blob

I stopped by for a Blow Job before work and will have no problem working my double shift now.

by spagakked gal January 20, 2010

1551๐Ÿ‘ 231๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blow Job

The act of a very horny male/female seeking out their partners work building, and in a sexual manner, blowing it up. ( usually using c4 explosives. ) when the building collapses the partner finds their sex buddy and performs a ludwig von striceand.

I am feeling SO horny, and i have some extra dynamite lying around... hey jill, wanna blow job?

by Bobbe October 21, 2007

1557๐Ÿ‘ 247๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blow Job

The thing I do for my Boyfriend when he's horny. First I'll put my hand down his pants lightly jerk him off, get a little faster and grip it a bit tighter. After I've gotten him nice and hard I'll unbutton his pants and get on my knees. I'll give one more pump and then lick the tip while I jerk him off a bit more. As he starts moaning I'll put the head into my mouth and suck and swirl my tongue around. I move more of it into my mouth sucking harder and swirling tongue around faster. I'll use my other hand to stroke his balls. I start deep throating. I gag a bit. Then as he throbs in my mouth I'll moan around his cock making him moan loud. As he throbs I stop for a few seconds, and he'll glare at me but I tell him it'll be worth it. (If you wait a few seconds it's much more pleasurable) then I go back to sucking as hard as I can and bobbing my head up and down as fast as I can still licking his cock. I moan again around his cock multiple times. Then as he cums in my mouth I swallow it all and smirk up at him. Then he'll eat me out but that's for another time ;) and then me and him fuck like no tomorrow (again another time (;)

I gave him an amazing blow job even though he's my 1st real bf XD

by Some girl, with huge ass tits January 2, 2016

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blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.

That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.

by Gingerlee May 6, 2010

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