JOFA

A portmanteau of 'Jar' and 'Sofa'.

The jar used in your house or flat, to collect monies from a friend who, technically, does not live with you, but continues to sleep on the sofa for an indefinite period of time.

"Ashley, the JOFA looks very empty this week..."

"Dude, I'm playing Skyrim..."

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JOFA

JOFA comes from the hockey equipment which has nice equipemnt but a bad helmet.Used to describe a girl, who has a nice body but an ugly face.

"Dude, i just fucked a JOFA last nite, her ass hot but her face was NOT!"

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JOFA

Jofa is a high quality brand of hockey equipment, made famous by the brutally ugly JOFA VM helmet worn by Wayne Gretzky in his prime. It's used to describe a woman with a great body and a nasty face, aka a cincinnati bengal.

Sean: Dude, check it out! That chick is stacked.
Jake: Naw man, wait til she turns around.
Sean: Yeesh! JOFA
Jake: Yeah - great gear, poor bucket.

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JOFA

An independent California based "One Man Band" that performs Surf-Wop & Punk'N'Roll.

He is not in stores, but can be heard FREE Online.

"Slap some JOFA when we get to the Beach dude."

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JOFA

A fat girl who attempts to cover up her fat with a jacket tied around her waste (JACKET OVER FAT ASS)

That girl is pure JOFA

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jofa

an acranym for Jacket Over Fat Ass (JOFA)

"Hey dude, why's that chicks jacket around her waist?"
Yo, it's to hide her ass with her jofa

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Jofa Broad

A girl with a hot body but a nasty face.
Comes from Jofa hockey equipment. Good hockey equipment, but ugly helmets.

Dude, look at that Jofa broad.

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