When a person gets absolutely blindsided in a contact sport that causes the person to become winded.
Major injuries may include but are not limited to: concussions, broken bones.
“Did you watch the Super Bowl? Brandin Cooks got John’d.”
An act of attempting to impress your friends by drinking but you black-out instead.
“Did you see what happened to Zack yesterday?”
“Yeah we went to the party and got John’d.”
John’d
Cara: Damn, I don’t remember leaving last night and I only had one drink!
Mandy: What did you drink?
Cara: I had a Caesar, John made it.
Mandy: You must have been John’d.
When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions that a miracle from God is the only way out
We’ve really John’d it for ourselves this time boys
When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions and all hope seems lost and only God himself can offer you a miracle out
I went out last night and John’d it boys🥸
We’ve absolutely John’d it for ourselves again lads 🤯
You’ve completely John F Kennedy Jr’d it for us all mate ✝️
Alright John Stowbegs the 17th I’ve heard you’ve really fucking John’d it with the bird this time 💟
Don’t John It for yourself John 🚁