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John Jr

A man who’s penis has a 90 degree turn on it

My Girlfriend broke up with me because my John Jr didn’t satisfy

by Alex J Mayne September 27, 2018

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John Gallagher Jr.

1) actor: Tony-Award winning stud muffin
2) singer/songwriter: lovely words and voice match his lovely face
3) super cute

I am so glad John Gallagher Jr. hasn't joined his old friends on Glee yet, so I can keep him all to myself

by powerfulaspretty November 11, 2010

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John Gallagher Jr.

Plaid god who moonlights as a doctor, fox, and unicorn.

Sophia: I just love plaid! Do you know who it reminds me of?
Dani: That John Gallagher Jr.! He's such a plaid god!

by SparkyMalarky July 9, 2011

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Clifford John Smith jr

What you call someone when they rape you and claim there possessed by Lucifer

I have PTSD because my ex pulled a Clifford John Smith jr on me

by I hate that bitch definitions September 5, 2021

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John F. Kennedy Jr.

Also known as JFK Jr. or John-John was the late son of President John F. Kennedy (JFK) and Jackie Bouvier Kennedy. He was best known for his iconic salute to his father's passing coffin during the 1963 state funeral of the assassinated John F. Kennedy when he was only 3 years old. He later grew up to become a law student and a businessman, founding the political magazine George in 1995. He also was a sex symbol, inheriting his father's good-looks and athleticism and his mother's beauty and elegance. Generally he was so good looking and so incredibly well cut he could turn straight men gay and lesbians straight. He was killed in a plane crash in 1999, which ended any possibilities of him becoming the next Kennedy in office.

Hey! Did you see the picture where John F. Kennedy Jr. is saluting his dad's passing coffin.

by MG14 June 2, 2010

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John Wayne Gacy Jr

1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"

2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.

Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.

Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."

It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.

Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."

"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."

by Ross Quaine July 22, 2008

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ommie John Michael Williams Jr

Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER

Coming back with Ommie john Michael Williams Jr. Last deccending of the Mighty Father God.

by August 3, 2022

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