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A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.
Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!
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A meme in the fandom of popular anime and manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, originating from the story of Steel Ball Run, Volume 18, Chapter 69, where main character, Johnny Joestar, is shot by alternate universe versions of side character Wekapipo, secondary antagonist Diego Brando, and main villain Funny Valentine using his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C). The name of the "meme" most likely comes from the term "Who Shot John"
Person 1:So who shot Johnny
Person 2:Yes
What you call a dude who can only must up one go in any sort of sexual experience.
"Damn man, did you go all night?"
"Hell no, I'm a One Shot Johnny."
When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.
This is a real Who Shot Johnny
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The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.
Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!
Drank by only the baddest MOFOs!
1 shot of Malort
Chase with your well Tequila
** no lime no salt **
Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're wild AF!
Shot of Malort
Chase with Shot of Tequila
** no salt or lime **
Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're Wild AF!