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Jon Jones

A juicy slut

Hey, it's only a picogram, that's like a pinch of ssalt in an olympic swimming pool, that's not cheating! - "a Jon Jones fan, probably."

by thatdude283 December 30, 2019

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Jon Jones

A queen, but won't admit it. If you call him a queen he may throw his pink hairbrush at the floor, sits sulking ALL the time and has an unhealthy and quite honestly DISGUSTING obsesssion with his own manhood.

Last night Jon Jones got called a dick head, after a rather large diva tantrum, which involved sitting on the kitchen floor claiming to have claustrophobia, he went and sat in the snow sulking for 2 hours in his pyjamas. That's a real Jon Jones.

by ram ram ram3 January 1, 2009

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Jon Bones Jones

The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.

Me: Yo Ale, who's gonna win the big fight tomorrow ?
Ale: Jon Bones Jones Fo Shoo !

by BlankMan187 March 18, 2011

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Jon jones

A amazing father, and responsible drinker. And does not like cocaine, just likes the smell of it.

JON JONES IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

by dobronxfan44 April 24, 2024


Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.

Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2024


Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.

I will Jon Jones the fuck out of you.

by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024


Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.

by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024