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For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.
For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.
Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."
Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."
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Female ejaculation that ends up on their sexual partner's face.
I was tottally going down on this girl and she Jorgensoned all over my face. It got in my eye and it stung a little bit... I couldn't see through my left eye for a week.
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Brad Jorgenson is a true lewandowshi eater and lover. He likes his women big and extra thick just like lewandowski.
Brad Jorgenson : To Brad sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.
Maja is a writer, most commonly found on Wattpad. She's often looked at as a sensation, as she, in a pretty small amount of time, has managed to gather many fans, and finish several stories. Her stories are amazingly written, even though "English isn't her primary language". She speaks English better than most English speakers.
Most of all, Maja is amazing, and actually has published books. And she hates being called cute. She's a gangster.
"Aw! You're so cute!" -Delphic
"I am not! I'm a gangster!" - Maja D. Jorgenson
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