Jowered

A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.

“Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”

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jower

To "jerk off" aka "masturbate" while in the shower

"i woke up with morning wood so i took a quick jower before i went to work"

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Jowering

The act of showering fully clothed while jumping rope. There must be at least 2 midgets, a can of french style green beans, and a 9 iron present when the jowering takes place. Perhaps the most successful way to please a woman, jowering has been known to make women climax simply upon mentioning it.

Spencer: Yo why are those two midgets here.
Josh: I was thinking about jowering later.
Spencer: Oh word. You mind if I join you??
Josh: No not at all, by all means, hoss.
Nicole: I think i just came, twice...

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