juahauts

An act in which you have the urge to poop but you cannot, even though you are not constipated.

Mom: SWEETIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
You: IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND IM JUAHAUTS.

Juahauts

An act in which the animal (human, fish, gorilla, etc.) has the urge to poop. But, when trying to poop the poop does not come out; meanwhile; the animal is not constipated.

Human 1: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Human 2: IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND IM JUAHAUTS.