sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.

Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!

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sock juice

the delicious nectar made when you squeeze your wet, sweaty, fresh from soccer practice socks. You can drink it, or use it as lube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guy 1: Hey, you want anything to drink?
Guy 2: Yes, of course! Sock juice!
Guy 1: Good choice, I'll get my dirty sweaty socks.

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sock juice

can be a cure for cancer, hunger and all lifes little problems- found on all common moist feet- contains all the bodies best, tangy juices.

1)Give me 10CCs of sock juice, stat!
2)I have a rash, pass me your sock.

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Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?