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On this day, Despite the fact that everything went well June 6th, 1906, 1806, 1706, etc, People claim the world will come to an end with the birth of the anti-christ. This so called 'anti-christ' is said to be either satan, or his son, walking the earth. In an attempt to collect souls for his 'hell harvest' - The devil will be clense from the earth and banished to hell. Inreturn and to stop this event from happening once more - Jesus will gather all good hearted humans up and take them to heaven. Remaining humans, who are indeed evil, will be forced to hell with the eternal burning of earth. There is only one way to prevent this birth of the anti-christ... Birth Pills and Lots of Condoms.
Mom: I'm pregnant!
Dad: Finally! We can have a son! When's he due?
Mom: June 6th, 2006!
Dad: That's gre-....
Mom: What's wrong dear?
* Dad clenses knife in hand. *
Dad: I'm sorry...
GRAPHIC VIOLENCE HERE
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It is the day of awakening.
Did you ever wonder what it felt like to feel alive? You're going to find out soon enough.
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The child who is born at 6:00am and/or 6:00pm on June 6th, 2006 will be an evil devil-child...Let's see who will be the lucky mother of this wicked creation! Let's just hope it isn't twins!
The day the Devil Himself will be born into Human flesh and be on this planet in the form of a human.
The parents whose child is born on June 6th, 2006 at exactly 6:00 6/6/06or 666 will be cursed with an Evil problem child!! Good Luck, whoever you are!! That child is gonna be nothin but trouble!
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