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"Can you play the guitar?"
"Nope."
"And you consider yourself a rockstar?"
"Yes."
"Oh! You must be a Junei, then."
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People who mean to type "June" but accidentally type "Junei", because they are drunk.
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The act of a fat, disgusting women walking into a pub and offering every guy sexual favours for money
I was in the pub and someone pulled a juney. I ran as far as I could.
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a slefish boy who is to imature to grow up, someone who doesnt sit down and give you a chance or think things over.
My ex is so juney!
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A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!
June: Hey Beatrice, you want a Minty Juney?
Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?
June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)
Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.
June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.
Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!