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jurgle

To block and unblock a user on social media, such as Instagram or Facebook.

Eren's so annoying. Should I jurgle him on Instagram? All he does is comment weird things on my photos!

by nozomitojo October 24, 2015


Jurgle

Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.

Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.

Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.

Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.

by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003

22πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Jurgle

A combination of the word 'jeans' and 'burgle', which is the act of stealing one's pair of jeans.

The Russian gang jurgled the American man of his new pair of jeans, making him jean-less.

by Miss Mango November 29, 2016


Jurgle

To gurgle on a jock (jock is the term for penis)

Man why don’t you go jurgle on one of your little friends or something!

by Aids847 March 2, 2022


jurgle

to laugh at something internally or on the inside; i.e. to laugh at something you read or saw on the internet

When I first saw the Star Wars Kid, I jurgled. Now that is old and trite.

Mozilla Firefox's new built-in spellchecker doesn't recognize jurgle. It's a word I tell you. You know you just jurgled.

by Emperor Iason Tzu the Great February 12, 2007

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


jurgle

the sound of a stomach sloshing, mostly liquid rather than solid growling like a dog barking.

When my wife goes running, she complains about how her stomach jurgles so loudly other runners stare at her.

by Dave Henry December 17, 2007

6πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Jurgle

To try to touch someone inappropriately

Omg jj jurgled me

by JJisgay March 12, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž