kanker

Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.

1. A word describing a deadly disease.

2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".

3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.

4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.

1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.

2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)

3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)

4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...

All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.

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kanker

kanker means cancer, but is also used alot in holland as an insult or when u fail to do something

kanker tiefus zooi!!

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kanker

Dutch for Cancer

Used as:

1. an insult such as Kankerlijer (lit. someone who has cancer)

2. a prefix meaning Super or Very as in Kankerlekker (supercool)

3. an alternative to neuk op (or fuck off), kanker op

1. krijg de kanker!! (get cancer)
2. je haar is kankerlekker! (your hair is suppa fly!)
3. kanker op, dikzak!! (fuck off, fatass lit. cancer off, fatsack)

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Kanker

A special type of tumor formed inside of the heads of fornite players.

Jij moet je KANKER bek houden, zwartjoekel!

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Kanker

Commonly used by "MBO-Koters". This is most of the time a lower class type of person. The dress in a tracksuit, ride vespa's, smoke and use the word cancer. They also think they are the best of the world, and nobody can touch them. But in the end they have a low- to mid job.

Mohammed: "Kanker leraar gaf mij huiswerk"
Roza: "Ja, maar echt kankerhomo, beetje 2 toetsen op 1 dag, kan echt niet"

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Kanker

Cancer is an adjective. For example: I ate a cancerous delicious sandwich. there cancer is the adjective.

Kanker is een bijvoegelijk naamwoord. Bijvoorbeeld: Ik heb een kanker lekker broodje gegeten. daar is kanker het bijvoegelijk naamwoord.

Kanker

It Means (I LOVE / DESIRE YOU). You can use this word when for example you try to ask or propose to someone, or you can use it as a way to tell your friend he's nice.

Grandma: Here's 200'dollar's for golden flaked condom's so you can fuck me later.
You: Kanker OP

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