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when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.
your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"
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Whenever you and a friend are together and your luck gets better and their's gets worse. they are your Karma-bitch
Dan and I went drinking last night. I got laid and Dan caught his second DUI. Dan is my karma-bitch.
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Someone who has a cynical and contemptuous approach to life, believing that all suffering is attributed to one's karma and does not make an effort to help overcome it. They twist the concept of karma, using it as a foundation for bitchy comments.
Person A: Why am I always the sick one? Person B: Because that's your karma! Person A: You're such a basic karma bitch!
Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.
"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."