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a person who is flat and talks a lot
dylan: camryn is a fucking kazoo
payton: yea she’s rlly annoying
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the most fucking awesome instrument on the planet!!!!!
He played a symphony about llamas on hi kazoo.
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A very elligable tool used to describe my life.
God, Karen. Look at her. She is such a Kazoo!
to quote oneself ad nauseum, i.e. drafting up a complete speech on an internet blog and subsequently reciting it (often verbatim) to people who would have read the blog if they were so inclined. people who tend to kazoo are often grossly egotistical, and treat their lives like the overly rehearsed and performed routine of a waning stand up comedian. their delivery of the speech (which they have committed to memory or written down) is often bland and monotonous, suggesting perhaps that the kazooer himself has become bored of the subject matter, but lacks anything genuinely interesting with which to make conversation.
comedian: so what's the deal with hair metal?
audience: you went off on this tangent at your last show.
comedian: bitches, y'all got kazooed!
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a ridicoulus exaust usually found on the back of a slow Honda Civic making a high pitched revving noice
Wow, look at the kazoo on that Honda Civic. It sure sounds like shit.
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