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an undersea cabbage.
i swam amongst kelp in the sea.
85👍 30👎
A conversation made up entirely of dead birds...
Joe: That movie was amazing!
Sam: Sure, if you've got a map of it.
Joe: But the kelp is really green this year.
Sam: I like barbecue.
...and the conversation continues like this until someone screams or the world explodes.
16👍 7👎
Used in place of cool, chill, ok, etc.
Does 6:30 sound good to meet up?
Yah, kelp.
42👍 29👎
Annoying troll which lives underground,preferably it's mother's basement.Where it can spew it's hatred upon all via the internet to feel good about it's self.Can be found licking the floors of peep show booths. Has the mentality of a 12 y/o boy, as well as size and genitalia,if at all.Anything that can be said to a kelp will be twisted in such a way to make itself seem better than everyone.
Guy 1. I have a nice car. kelp. you're a fag, and you live in your mother's basement. Guy 2. My girlfriends hot! kelp. She's a bitch! I only go out with hot chick's, that's all I ever get, they all love me , because I'm such a stud, they all get in line for me!etc., ad nauseum.
17👍 20👎
Pudgy little asshole who mocks others in chatrooms, to feel good about their own "shortcomings".
"All that jerk does is make fun of everyone in the chatroom, he's a real kelp".
12👍 15👎
Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.
Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.
8👍 14👎