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A martial art. Kempo focuses on circular motions and slapping. It is the perfect defense and cannot be penetrated. It can be applied in many situations, like lovemaking and taking math tests. Kempo masters can go Super Kempo 1-4. These are stages of awsomeness similar to going Super Saiyan. Kempo is the SICKEST
Thugs: "Hey lets go beat up that guy over there!" Kempo Master: "SUPER KEMPO 2!!" Thugs: "AAAAAH" *pwned*
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One who slaughters with a knife
One who is skilled at sneaking up behind, and killing another with a knife.
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A form of martial arts devoted to killing people.
"Don't mess with that nigga he knows kempo!"
"Shiiiiit sawn I get mah black ass murked by im"
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The state at wich the male scrotum is almost solid. This occurs when you first awake from sleep or in cold weather.
Wow I need to warm up quick becasuse my kempo is killing me
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If you kick somone in the head once and knock them out / un-concious, you have infact Kempo Kicked them.
To perform this skill effectively, one step back must be taken before stepping forward and kicking (once) hard to the head region.
Jack: "Dude, you just knocked him out with one kick!"
Dean: "Yeah, that was a Kempo Kick"
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Boss Kempo (adj) Boss Kempo could mean awesome, sick, that of a champion, tank, convenient, powerful, intense or could describe anything very good. Kenpo is the name for several kinds of martial arts styles ranging in location from Hawaii to Japan. All these styles involve fighting with a long stick or staff. A Kenpo Boss would not only be an excellent fighter but also look like a champ during battle. Over time the term "Kenpo Boss" developed into "Boss Kempo" by replacing the N in Kenpo for an M and switching the two words. Situations to use "Boss Kempo" vary but it is always used to compliment.
Often its use will begin by saying Boss and adding Kempo for effect.
Brian: Chuck Norris Is "Boss Kempo"
Brian: Yo, that big fullback with the dreads is "Boss Kempo"
Brian: Hey, I heard the English test got cancelled, Boss Kempo eh?
Dave: yes Brian.