Kommunistme

1) The chief government official in a communist nation.

2) The result of Vladimir Lenin and Raúl Castro having a baby through gay sex and estrogen injections along with artificial fertilization outside of the womb which is implanted later into a synthetic plastic and plexiglass uterus.

Person 1: “ You live in China, right?”
Person 2: “Yeah I do, we’re a socialist-based nation with up and coming capitalist influence.”
Person 1: “So you have a KOMMUNISTME in charge?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah comrade!”