koodie

n. adj.

1) a koodie is when someone is being very "slow"
2) using it in the term "koodie smacks", say it when you want to just hit someone because they said something so stupid.

--you can actually go on to smacking the person if you wish.

1)JEN:"Cows go moo? I didn't know that."
MATT:"KOOOOOOODIE !"

2)JEN:"Cows go moo? I didn't know that."
MATT:"omg. KOODIE SMACKS for you"

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koodies

When your friends won't touch you because of the dirtyness one recieves after being with someone of the opposite sex that they are jealous of.

Get away! You are covered in KOODIES!!

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Koodie

awesome guy with a bigger dick than dino and dojo
thats for sure

dino: my dick is smaller than your dick koodie
koodie: KOOOOOOOOODIEEEEEEEEEE

Koodie Bug

The quasi-formal and somewhat medical term for Covid-19. Similar to what one used to get when a boy kissed a girl on the playground.

If I can come out of that place without getting the koodie bug, I think I might be immune.