krang

marijuana, weed, pot- whatever you chose to call the sticky delicious green plant. scientifically know as cannibus sativa. Orginally derived from Krang from the Ninja Turtles, now used as a slang word for cannibus, due to the connection with Captain Krang, the pirate captain, who gave weed to all her sailors.

"Hey, You wanna Krang after class?"
"Can i borrow your Krang pipe?"
"I'm so kranged I can't see straight!"

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krang

An intelligently diabolical individual, an evil brain. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Krang over there thinks we should steal the dairy queen sign.

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krang

Notorious villain from children's show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Resembles a larg brain with nubs.

"I am Krang the all powerful! I have never been defeated!"

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krang

The act of giving fellatio. Reference to the turtles' brain-like enemy on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as well as the popular New York slang term for oral sex ("brains.")

"That skeezer gives good Krang, b!"

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Kranged

To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.

Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'

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Krang

An alternative name for one's ballsack. Based upon the uncanny resemblance between a wrinkly ballsack and the character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Dude I totally put my Krang in her mouth!

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Krang

state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.

im getting a krang from all this snow.

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