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Kranged

To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.

Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'

by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


krang

marijuana, weed, pot- whatever you chose to call the sticky delicious green plant. scientifically know as cannibus sativa. Orginally derived from Krang from the Ninja Turtles, now used as a slang word for cannibus, due to the connection with Captain Krang, the pirate captain, who gave weed to all her sailors.

"Hey, You wanna Krang after class?"
"Can i borrow your Krang pipe?"
"I'm so kranged I can't see straight!"

by christine muska July 13, 2006

93๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


krang

An intelligently diabolical individual, an evil brain. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Krang over there thinks we should steal the dairy queen sign.

by pistolp February 21, 2004

59๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


krang

Notorious villain from children's show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Resembles a larg brain with nubs.

"I am Krang the all powerful! I have never been defeated!"

by xzist August 20, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Krang

An alternative name for one's ballsack. Based upon the uncanny resemblance between a wrinkly ballsack and the character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Dude I totally put my Krang in her mouth!

by Sadista May 2, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Krang

state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.

im getting a krang from all this snow.

by jim February 3, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Krang

Krang is the binding principle of the universe. Krang cannot be taught, only obtained. Krang is not who, but what. What is Krang? Krang Is. Originating from toronto Harsh-Speak.

"What is krang?"
"Krang Is."

"Yo, get Krang"

by Bile November 7, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž