A blubbering, stuttering, fleshy yalish with issues and sexual mistendencies, groveling at the feet of teachers and classmates seeking the troved knowlegde that be "What is a handjob, what is hard and soft?"
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h--h-h-h--h-h-h-h-ey Alex, w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-hats fornication."
They are often subject to predatorial animals, such as Maxes and Jerms roaming the school savannah. Their forms of attack are limited--only an insolent dumping of the test tube on the predators. Normally, the attack will fail, and he'll retreat into a flood of stutters.
"Kaerigan! Ask your mother what a handjob is!"