Kalar

(verb)

1. To make something sound twangy and full of energy
2. To speak loudly of rape or another sensitive subject in public
3. To buy more than is needed, especially guitars.

Greg just totally Kalared his solo, as usual.

I hope Greg doesn't Kalar at the upcoming rape victim support group meeting.

Come quick, Greg's about to Kalar ANOTHER telecaster!

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kalaric

A person who has a huge murloc collection.

Showing that girl your murloc collection is so kalaric.

cameron kalar

A typical Asian teenager with an abnormally large shlong and always has side girls ready on the go, he enjoys shagging Instagram models and is very proud of his unstereotypical cock and if you give him the wrong look, your girls gone in flash

God that Cameron Kalar is a bloody funny geezer ain’t he