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Kalind

A rare form of name, derived from research of Bonobo apes in Finland and India. People with this name are usually unstable, exercise extreme caution when around one. Alternatively, a bagel.

don't call them monkeys
man i could really use a kalind with some cream cheese and shiiitttt mmmmm

by Franksinatra09 January 10, 2009

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Kalind

A Loser who gets no girls, reeks of apex legends tournaments, limited edition Halo Mountain Dew and Doritios, and has no experience with the building up of the muscles

That nigga Kalind is a loser LMAOOOOOO

by Something Someinsome November 23, 2021


Kalind

It's a name for the world's most powerful dominator. He once single handedly fucked up the existence of the planet because he was bored. That MF SO DANEROUS. He tells his mom when to wake up.

MAN1: HEY DO YOU KNOW KALIND?
MAN2: OH GOD HOW DARE YOU SAY LORD'S NAME WITH YA FILTHY ASS MOUTH YOU INSOLENT FUCKER.

by futanarimommylover69 April 24, 2022