kampfy

Hitler's description of the little known piece of furniture he lost his virginity to.

Can also be used by neo-Nazis to describe furniture that they believe mirrors their political beliefs in its attitude to who can sit on it. Unfortunately, discrimination is still evident in some living rooms to this day. Help stamp it out.

A Hitler: Mein Kampfy chair was one of the best chairs of all time! of all time!

or:

Some wanker: You're not white enough to sit on this chair! Fuck off out of my kampfy chair.

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mein kampfy chair

What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.

Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious

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mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

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Kampfy

When a English Neo Nazi says comfy

1. “bro this couch is so kampfy”

2. “ja”
1. “HEIL HITLER”
2. “Nein”