Kamunism

Kamunism (Noun)
Pronunciation: kaa·myoo·nuh·zm
Etymology: Derived from a blend of "Kamala" and "Communism," with a nod to the creative naming conventions of political ideologies.

Definition:

An economic philosophy where Kamala Harris's policies aim to redistribute wealth and control through what she calls an "opportunity economy." Here's how it's critiqued:
Price Gouging Ban: Critics argue this could lead to a scenario where the government dictates prices, potentially causing shortages as seen in various economic models where price controls have historically failed. "Why not just call it 'Price Fixing for Dummies'?".
Housing Subsidies: While aiming to help first-time buyers, this policy might just inflate housing bubbles further by increasing demand without addressing the supply side.
Child Tax Credits: A noble idea, but critics fear it might encourage population growth without sustainable economic backing, leading to future economic strain. "A baby boom without a boom in jobs? That's just asking for an economic lullaby," some might jest.
Medical Debt Relief: While aiming to alleviate immediate financial burdens, this could be seen as a band-aid on a bullet wound, not addressing the root causes of medical cost inflation. "It's like giving someone a free meal while ignoring they're starving due to a broken food system," critics might argue.

Submitted By: Lance Migliaccio Host of 'The Big Mig Show'

"Under Kamunism, we'll all be equal, equally broke, that is!"

Kamunism

Inept implementation of already failed socialist monetary policy leading to unbridled inflation.

I went to buy a burger, but kamunism got me, they were only $3000 yesterday!