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a guy who claps with 5 of his balls
*world peace is established*
kands: *claps with 5 balls*
11👍 1👎
Beautiful and funny Huge flirt with seductive eyes. Will turn into a devil after pretending she’s a Angel she is one crazy Bitch after awhile. But you keep her around because she’s always down to slutty fuck
Fell for a Kande shoulda known an Amazingly beautiful girl that turned into a crazy bitch. Can’t leave her alone because she is always DTF and good at it
3👍 2👎
Complete stripper, but gets paid to put clothes back on because she really shouldn't be stripper
That girl needs to put her clothes back on, her name must be kande
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A beautiful girl, with the most mesmerizing eyes you'll ever see. The sweetest person ever but she can also act absolutely insane. She'll complain a lot so she's gonna be a handful but keep her around because she's fun to bully and tease.
Was speaking to Kande today she wouldn't stop complaining about shit
Kand (is a variant of ok and) is a word used when a retard is lacking a comeback in an argument or roast battle.
Person 1: you are very homosexual
Person 2: Kand
A kand is a place you don't want to go where bad things always happen
"Oh no don't go there that's kand"
"That kand is a bad place"
When you’re eating a shit load of kandy in a plane that’s landing. The trick is the kandy is code name for ketamine, and you’re eating so much of it that you think you’re taking off instead of landing.
I love kandings. They are my favourite part of traveling.