Kanjasukila

The ancient Japanese tradition of having sexual intercourse with 5 pandas, 7 giraffes, and 2 squirells. This tradition is not practiced much anymore, but it is still widely used as a cure for STD's. This practice is banned in many places, except Japan. After this practice is done, the practitioner normally ignites his/her genitallia to complete the ritual.

John: "That hoe gave me an STD!"
Jim: "Just do Kanjasukila!"