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Kanjo

The most powerful guy in existence. He is beautiful, strong, smart, wise, adventurous, ambitious, courageous, passionate and is basically a god. All girls are in love with him and his enormous penis. All men are afraid of him since he knows jew-jitsu, kung fu, karate, kickboxing and so much more. Nobody can beat him in anything.

Girl1: WOW look at Kanjo! He's so pretty
Girl2: I know right!! I want to have sex with him!

by big boi narrow March 21, 2019

4👍 3👎


Kanjo

The prettiest of the Middle Eastern/Autralian ninjas. He uses his martial arts style of the dog to steal beauty products.

Look at that Kanjo, he really looks pretty... AHH! He punched me and stole my lipstick!

by sillysillysally March 23, 2010

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Tovo Kanjo and forward!

Expression used to comfort person whose car got destroyed in an accident. Phrase is a combination of four words:
Tovo - misspelled "Toyo", name of the japanese tyre company
Kanjo - Kanjo is a subculture based in Osaka which is centered around Hondas and street racing on one of highway loops.
and forward! - "don't give up and go forward!"

K: Dude I took my Civic for a spin yesterday and yeeted into the fucking guardrail! My Civic is fucking ruined!

C: Mate stop whining! Tovo Kanjo and forward!

by 2137 June 1, 2019