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Kanye West Breakfast

You name an omelette "Taylor Swift" and give it to a friend, then when they're in the middle of eating it you say "Omelette you finish, but how's breakfast?"

SERVER: "How's breakfast??"
ME: "Damn bitch. You interrupted me with your Kanye West Breakfast remark."

by Shmiggens March 2, 2017