Karooned

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.

I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.

Karooned

The process of a particularly spectacular crash where one ends up in a precarious situation - a mixture of careened and marooned.

The car karooned across the A14.

My career has been totally karooned right now.

karoon

an edible pastry, typically enjoyed by college students

Bro, I had the most delicious karoon yesterday