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Kartoffel is a disguesting vegetable eaten often by danes. Eeeeew.
Person A: I have a kartoffel
Person B: OGM LEIK WHAT HAX?! BURN!!!111
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Related to German cringe but using the much more accurate label for stereotypical Germans "Kartoffel", meaning potato in German.
This is so kartoffel cringe, I'll emigrate tomorrow.
You'll survive your neighbors partying for once, don't be so kartoffel cringe.
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Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen means Mister Potato Head in German. Usually combined with other random German words and phraises to be shouted at strangers to intimidate or scare them in a comic manor.
Kommen ze hier so iz to flichen jer kompfen und svindel uppen, minmeister kartoffel kompfen!! screamed the young man at the old woman who immediate dropped her bag and ran like Michael Jackson being chased by Arnold Schwartzenegger in the role of Kindergarden Cop.
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Ooooh, most caring potato you can ever meet! I am so so thankful to know you and hoping to meet you in person, too! Can't wait to torture you with some another movies, haha. And a food party, of course!
Heil Heilige Kartoffel!
Kartoffel? Hmm? You meant Kertemic?
A description for a very hot individual.
Dude, she looks like a real kartoffel!