He is a god, massive dick, incredibly intelligent, good at everything and has a great body
Girl:Have you seen Kaspian, he's so amazing
Boy:IKR I'm not gay and even I want to fuck him
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The kind of guy who will scare girls when he takes off his shirt. He also usually has the largest collection of Gucci belts in the area. Typically, will have a "sussy" case of syphilis and gonorrhea. Usually has a kink for girls that are dressed up as monsters.
Hey, did you see Kaspian's new Gucci belt? It makes my monster girl badussy ache!
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A dick who believes in Ossism. Ossism is a religion about the all mighty Ossi and he's followers.
"Look at that dick. He must be Kaspian."
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Sexy beast who is straighter than anyone. He is an epic gaymer, poggers.
Person 1: Hi my name is Kaspian.
Person 2: Wow, are you sexy, straight and an epic gaymer?
Person 1: Yeas.
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the most amazing person on planet earth, the kindest, the prettiest, the funniest person you will ever know
"whos kaspian?"
"kaspian is the most amazing person on planet earth, the kindest, the prettiest, the funniest person you will ever know"
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Usually blond baddie with a thick juicy ass
Is that a k-k-k-k-Kaspian~~~~
Usually blonde funny, a baddie with a juicy ass
Look its a Kaspian! what a nice ass