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Random guy in crowd: You're breathtaking.
Keanu Reeves pulls a uno reverse carf while also saying no you.
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a nice guy and a great actor who the internet needs to leave alone.
Keanu Reeves is great, but chill out guys!
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The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.
I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.
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1. A successful American actor, possibly immortal.
2. When a guy tries to nut on you but you dodge in a particularly cinematic fashion.
1. Keanu Reeves starred in the blockbuster The Matrix
2. Brian tried to finish on my chest but I pulled a Keanu Reeves and he hit the wall behind me instead.
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A man who is friendly yet plays the most badass people he is also breathing
I saw Keanu Reeves and I now feel happy
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He ain’t that guy from fucking fortnite
He’s that breathtaking dude in Cyberpunk
Person: *exists*
Keanu Reeves: Y O U A R E B R E A T H T A K I N G
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When you call someone keanu Reeves you are calling them a legend
Hey bro your like Keanu Reeves
Oh no one could top him but thanks
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