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When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.
I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!
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An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.
"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"
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When perfoming sex in the doggy style position, begin to pull on the mate's hair. When the time is right, yank a sufficient amount of hair out and begin to intertwine and create a rope. Stick this in her mouth, as if it were a reign. Use this to maneuver and ride your partner around the track of sex.
This piece of hair must be from last night's Kentucky Derby.
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A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.
I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.
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In a college setting, when two couples compete in having sex in the same room. The bed must rock like you're riding a horse. The couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have "finished."
"Hey man! Who won the Kentucky Derby last night?"
"It was close, but I beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!"
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While receiving oral from your girlfriend, she is getting fucked by a horse. (You may or may not choose to film it and/or take bets to who will bust first.)
We were doing the kentucky derby and her mom walked in.
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When you and your friend have sex side by side, each with your own chick and race to finish first. Whoever wins gets to wear a green wreath around their neck.
Dude, got the triple crown last night. I was neck and neck with my friend, Chiquando doing the Kentucky Derby.